Funny Happy New year 2020 Quotes For Friends and Family

Yesterday I saw a bin and found all of you there celebrating the new year. Wish you a very happy new year dear garbage friends.

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It’s been long we never met. Yesterday I found you with a monkey who was about to propose to you.

Funny Happy New year 2020 Quotes For Friends and Family

There were days when we were child. you often went to garbage truck and eat whatever you want. Now i see many garbage truck and miss you, buddy. May you live long Happy new year.

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Sorry for an act like a child to you dear friend and making you fool around all the year. may I get another chance for this new year… Happy new year monkey.

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None of the years in your life came to revolutionise you moron. Here is another one. I know you will be the same shit as you were last year. Happy new year shit friend.

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People have levels of uselessness. First, come those who are at a low level who seldom act like useless, there comes a moderated standard who are useless twice a week. There comes a high level who are useless for a year. Then comes your level, which is unnecessary for the rest of his life. Happy new year unnecessary person.

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Hey, nostalgic, I know though it is a new year for you, you still got one thing ancient, and that is your wife haha haha — a happy new year.

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I found many sexagenarian looking for a cute guy to have some fun for the new year night. I gave them your picture and contact information, hope you find a good match — happy new year stunning bitch.

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Its been biennium, triennium, quadrennium and lustrum maybe there passes centuries and millennium you are an idiot and always will be for me. May you die tonight happy new year.

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Happy new year 2020, you idiot your nose may stick to door, your feet may get hurt, baby panda may chew your hand, and your hair may tangle to a hairbrush. Just stop reading this and call me; you never know how much I missed you.

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A year ago, I found a black hole at the backward of your home, which is now filled with blood and veins of dead bodies.

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New Year 2020 quotes for Friends and Family

In my childhood, I found a monkey now he becomes donkey/panda reading my greetings, happy new year, my sweet brother.

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Hey, dear sister last day I found your picture eating curd. We all began to laugh when we saw; you weren’t eating curd that was your hairs.

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Mom and dad are the trees. We are leafs, hey stop you don’t look like a leaf. Hey, mom and dad come here we have a monkey at our tree. who Wishing us a happy new year.

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Hey deadbeat, I came to wish you a new year 2020, but when I saw you were wearing my clothes I came back to my room. By the way happy new year you moocher.

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No one would ever be entertained and would have much fun by us as us. I am missing our sibling rivalry, May this year bring more fun to your life, happy new year dear sibling.

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No one suffered as much as I experienced. Please, God, don’t give such brother/sister to anyone else because I am not giving him/her to anyone else. I love my brother/sister. Missing/your adopted brother/sister. Happy new year.

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 First I thought you are like a ladybug, then I thought you are doodle bear, then I remember you called me to giggle bear so I decided that on this new year occasion I would give you a new name. You are my pumpkin. -Happy new year, pumpkin.

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When you were about to born, mom was throwing garbage out from the house. I don’t know why she kept you — happy new year garbage.

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Happy new year dear sister, I know you are the intelligent one who use to identify the smell of my farts.

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Hey, brother, you are my best friend that I can never get rid of.

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